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    SMUTTY SMUT SMUT including but not limited to:

    LEVI X READER X ERWIN
    HISTORIA X READER
    JEAN KIRSTEIN X MIKASA (and reader too)
    EREN X READER X LEVI
    REINER X READER X BERTOLT

     


     

     


    HAVE FUN!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,229
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    819
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    64098
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    All Loki's dick wants is to get some action. Loki isn't really in the mood for it though, not until there are drinks being offered.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1538
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    These are extraordinary circumstances, and Tony's dick knows that as he is - for once - sitting where the head normally does. But all too soon everything is forgotten when he sees the other dick, clad in leather.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    778
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1217
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    Tony's dick has an opinion of its own about what it needs. And it will get what it wants even if he might have to ally itself to Tony's heart to achieve its goal.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    176
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1844
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    After teaming up to attempt to capture an elusive group of "harmless" villains, Midoriya and Bakugou find themselves in an unusual situation. Their private parts have been swapped! Not only that, but they can talk!

    Adult AU - our first year UA students have recently graduated.

    Warning: If you've never heard of the manga Chintsubu, you're in for a wild/weird ride.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,850
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3012
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    Ben turned to the dark side thinking he was a monster.
    Rey turned to the dark side for a pair of pretty penises.
    Yes, you read that right.
    tldr:Ben Solo has two cocks. That's the whole plot.
    The double dicks fic nobody asks for.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,329
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    658
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    13985
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    hmm......crucnch

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    923
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    4341
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    Haha this is just a bunch of crack ships i can't lol
    It's supposed to be kinda funny, so don't judge.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    1635
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    Haha just another crack-filled explicit prompt for u guys~ <3

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    179
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2681
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    Season 5 AU: Spike’s been cursed before, but never quite like this. Set at the end of “Family”. We're sorry (but not really).

    Beta'd by FlowerOfTheWolf.

    We didn't skimp on the smut, just so you know ;-) And yes, you are supposed to laugh. Maybe just don't drink anything and read, it's a bit of a heath hazard as sooner or later your beverage will probably come shooting out of your nose. No, seriously, I'm not kidding. Put that down! (Maybe don't eat anything, either).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,938
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    236
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3866
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    This is the story of Alphonse, Grantaire's talking, Republican penis. Enjolras befriends Grantaire's talking, Republican penis, and becomes closer to Grantaire in the process. The Amis attempt to navigate this new development.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,661
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    740
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    Nine and Four have swapped bodies due to an accident while fighting and now have to deal with going about their daily lives. The other Garde members don't know about the body swap and they intend to keep it that way, nine and four need to learn how to deal with being swapped and have to work together to keep up the charade.
    First chapter is dedicated to @loricguardemember

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,439
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    553
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    Fucking witches. This is a torturous, embarrassing and very educational experience.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,140
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2398
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    Mrs Hudson ran in, “Boys, what’s goin— oh dear!” John started crying in shock and Sherlock crawled to the corner, holding the knife in his hand. John felt utterly helpless, flailing around like an idiot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    210
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    560
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    On the train to Hogwarts, Harry gets bored.

    Then Harry gets horny.

    In the same compartment as Hermione.

    A sleeping Hermione.

    Well....you only get one chance in life to do something like this....

     

     

    WARNING: Story contains underage characters!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,681
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    78254
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    Everything somes to a, um, head...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    906
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    Peter and his peter decide to act!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    964
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    493
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    Neal's dick and Sara's ladyparts have a conversation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    761
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    971
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    Peter regrets breaking up with Neal. His dick feels otherwise. Oh, what will happen next?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    536
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    Neal's dick tries to cheer him up after Peter breaks up with him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    738
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    433

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