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SELFISH DESIRES - AOT: JUST PURE SMUT! by AussieTeller
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
16 Aug 2020
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SMUTTY SMUT SMUT including but not limited to:
LEVI X READER X ERWIN
HISTORIA X READER
JEAN KIRSTEIN X MIKASA (and reader too)
EREN X READER X LEVI
REINER X READER X BERTOLT
HAVE FUN!
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The Glorious Purpose Loki's Dick has been burdened with by Rabentochter for JanecShannon, mywanderingmind
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
22 Feb 2020
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All Loki's dick wants is to get some action. Loki isn't really in the mood for it though, not until there are drinks being offered.
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Long Reign the Dick by Rabentochter for STARSdidathing
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
13 Dec 2019
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These are extraordinary circumstances, and Tony's dick knows that as he is - for once - sitting where the head normally does. But all too soon everything is forgotten when he sees the other dick, clad in leather.
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Tony Stark's Dick has a Mighty Need by Rabentochter for NamelesslyNightlock
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
12 Nov 2019
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Tony's dick has an opinion of its own about what it needs. And it will get what it wants even if he might have to ally itself to Tony's heart to achieve its goal.
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Mismatched by OneDayShipping
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Chintsubu
14 Jan 2019
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After teaming up to attempt to capture an elusive group of "harmless" villains, Midoriya and Bakugou find themselves in an unusual situation. Their private parts have been swapped! Not only that, but they can talk!
Adult AU - our first year UA students have recently graduated.
Warning: If you've never heard of the manga Chintsubu, you're in for a wild/weird ride.
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Ben turned to the dark side thinking he was a monster.
Rey turned to the dark side for a pair of pretty penises.
Yes, you read that right.
tldr：Ben Solo has two cocks. That's the whole plot.
The double dicks fic nobody asks for.Series
- Part 1 of Double Dicks Ben Solo
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Would your son like some toes? by ImHavingAStroke
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Star Trek: The Next Generation
14 Jun 2018
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hmm......crucnch
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Haha this is just a bunch of crack ships i can't lol
It's supposed to be kinda funny, so don't judge.Series
- Part 1 of Crack Prompts xD
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52
- Chapters:
- 1/2
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 1635
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Haha just another crack-filled explicit prompt for u guys~ <3
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- Part 2 of Crack Prompts xD
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Season 5 AU: Spike’s been cursed before, but never quite like this. Set at the end of “Family”. We're sorry (but not really).
Beta'd by FlowerOfTheWolf.
We didn't skimp on the smut, just so you know ;-) And yes, you are supposed to laugh. Maybe just don't drink anything and read, it's a bit of a heath hazard as sooner or later your beverage will probably come shooting out of your nose. No, seriously, I'm not kidding. Put that down! (Maybe don't eat anything, either).
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Great Expectations by ancslove for TCRegan, theangrywarlock
Fandoms: Les Misérables - Victor Hugo, Les Misérables - All Media Types
02 Apr 2017
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This is the story of Alphonse, Grantaire's talking, Republican penis. Enjolras befriends Grantaire's talking, Republican penis, and becomes closer to Grantaire in the process. The Amis attempt to navigate this new development.
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Nine and Four have swapped bodies due to an accident while fighting and now have to deal with going about their daily lives. The other Garde members don't know about the body swap and they intend to keep it that way, nine and four need to learn how to deal with being swapped and have to work together to keep up the charade.
First chapter is dedicated to @loricguardemember -
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Fucking witches. This is a torturous, embarrassing and very educational experience.
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The Case of John's Talking PeeWee by poninaine
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
28 Mar 2015
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Mrs Hudson ran in, “Boys, what’s goin— oh dear!” John started crying in shock and Sherlock crawled to the corner, holding the knife in his hand. John felt utterly helpless, flailing around like an idiot.
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You Only Get One Chance, Harry Potter by JadeFalcon for Amanuensis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Feb 2015
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On the train to Hogwarts, Harry gets bored.
Then Harry gets horny.
In the same compartment as Hermione.
A sleeping Hermione.
Well....you only get one chance in life to do something like this....
WARNING: Story contains underage characters!
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- Part 1 of The Harry Potter Series
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Everything somes to a, um, head...
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- Part 8 of Wangst
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Just Hold My Hand While I Come (to a Decision on It) by rabidchild67
Fandoms: White Collar
12 Feb 2013
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Peter and his peter decide to act!
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- Part 7 of Wangst
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Neal's dick and Sara's ladyparts have a conversation.
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- Part 5 of Wangst
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Peter regrets breaking up with Neal. His dick feels otherwise. Oh, what will happen next?
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- Part 4 of Wangst
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 685
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 536
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Neal's dick tries to cheer him up after Peter breaks up with him.
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- Part 3 of Wangst