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    Anti and Jackie don’t get along at first because Jackie can’t bring himself to see Anti as anything but evil until Anti’s playfulness gets the better of him and...

    The combination of Heroic Footwear and The Feet Between Us!

    Fair warning: do NOT watch the video’s end if you're against asexuality.

    Video crossposted to Tumblr and YouTube!

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    A few years since we last saw any of them, the Peach Creek Boys and the Merry Men run into one another at just the right time, working together to undermine an oppressive city government as well as their burgeoning insecurities. An action-comedy-drama character study about friendship, leadership, self-esteem, and the divide between who we're born as and who we choose to be. And it's set in a neutral-ground third universe.

    A common criticism of Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy is that all the characters are irredeemably unlikable in some way, while even the animators of Robin Hood called their film a really cutesy piece with "no soul." I intend to remedy both of those things.

    Fair warning for profane and sometimes offensive language, but I can give you the Dobanochi 100% No-Gratuitous-Explicit-Scenes-That-Don't-Advance-the-Plot-or-Develop-the-Characters-in-Any-Way Guarantee.

    Reviews, even negative, are welcomed and encouraged. I want to see if my writing style can fly with normal people. :P

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    Your life certainly hasn't been living up to your expectations. You're working at a shitty diner for a racist boss, and you really want to get out of it. When you get fired, you expect to either die within a month or get a similarly crappy job. However, life doesn't always live up to our expectations.

     

    A Mafia Reverse Harem story.

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    Once upon a time, there was a rift, a schism, that split man and beast in a great war. Mages and humans battled against the monsters, sealing them Underground with a magic spell, locking the brightest lights away in the darkest dark. With the lights gone, the world slowly fell to darkness; the greed of man, ever infinite, grew nonetheless.

    Shadows of great beings lurk around every corner, infesting every facet of life---but the people are clueless to the trouble that is coming. Even the universally selected Iudex, Judge, cannot stem the tide of the hidden war---one he knows not of but must fight.

    Can he unbind the lights from their prison in time? Can they save the world? Or will the beacons of hope dwindle in front of the dark night?

    (Updated Regularly)

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    The class squads have a war to see who has the best one liners

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    This was supposed to be a one-shot crack fic but then i added ✨plot✨

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    Weiss and Blake attempt to teach their partners how to sword fight. All things considered, it could have gone worse.

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    A collection of oneshots and ficlets in various universes based off an assortment of prompts, all featuring our favourite Autobot Command couple.

    Updates weekly on Mondays.

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    Read it all down below ⬇️

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    Two houses, both alike in dignity, in fair Hogwarts where we lay our scene. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-crossed lovers emerge…

    Harry and Draco have returned to Hogwarts to complete their final year of education, and both are unhappy to see the other. But when they are cast in the starring roles in the school production of Romeo and Juliet, they begin to see each other in a new light.

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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

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    The new instructor candidate for Signal Combat School is a problem. Not his credentials, which are impeccable, nor his resume, which is pristine. No, the problem is that the candidate is Qrow Branwen and his wagon trains of baggage.

    But Signal needs someone to fill the slot, and anyone who can survive Qrow as an instructor can handle whatever the grimm throw at them, right?

    It was a nice thought.

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    i’m a quidditch player, and you’re the announcer, and i am trying really hard not to notice that your comments about me are becoming less and less about how i’m playing, and more and more about how i look in my quidditch uniform

    (rated T for suggestive language/terrible puns/wizard themed pick-up lines)

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    Or: La hanoukkia de Adrien

    Adrien dares to celebrate a heritage he hardly knew he had. Not under his father's roof he can't. So he comes up with the perfect plan.

    He finds a different roof—just in time for la Fête des Lumières. One problem? He doesn't have any lights. Will he fail at Hanouccah before the first night even begins?

    Well, not if his friends have anything to say about it!

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    Wade Wilson believed in soul mates. They say seeing is believing and any time he looked down He could prove it. Some point in their lives everyone got two names on their wrists, their enemies’ name, and their soulmate. Wade Remembered when his changed to swirly looping letters, and chicken scratch. Then when they changed again to scars.

     

    “Deadpool! here I thought I put you behind bars” he heard him before he landed. Deadpool raised the binoculars back up.

    “Y’know what they say baby boy, can’t keep a good dog down.” Joking was almost automatic. Deadpool focused back on the bugle. A greying man gestured wildly to someone Deadpool could barely see.

    “Yea, a good dog sure.” The old guy slammed his hand down, extinguishing the cigar. “What are you doing here Deadpool.”

    Deadpool gestured to his set up Spider-Man might not know his target, or even see the building from here. But he’d recognize a snipers den when he saw one.

    “In my city.” Spiderman stated.

    [[ya welcome to his crib]]

    “I have business here, a date with destiny! and if everything goes according to plan I might make this a full time gig.”

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    oliverqueer: you know i liked it better when you guys made fun of my hook up with tommy rather than my impending death
    pipes: we can always go back to that
    bilance: no, he owns it now, it’s boring

    (Follow Central City College's LGBT+ Club into the summer holidays of 2018 where nobody knows what is going to happen, least of all the author.)

    Takes place July - October 2018.

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    AKA The adventures of JJ&KK!
    Killgrave is setting off through the long and tortuous path of redemption, among slip-ups.
    Jessica is trying to keep him on the right track, among quarrels.
    If you’re up for tons of fluff, tragi-comic situations and a tiny bit of romance, you’re welcome <3
    Basically this is the sequel of ‘Stupid Christmas Time!’ miniseries, but here’s the reader’s digest version: Kevin is trying to behave. For her. Always for her.

    From 'AKA It was not a fucking date!':

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    “Jessss, I guess I’ve drunk enough.” Killgrave protests, having already some difficulty to spell the words properly.

    “Oh, c’mon, don’t be such a baby, the worst that could happen is you confessing a shameful secret to me, such as that you actually think that purple sucks and you would like to wear bright yellow everytime!”. *

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    Now, this is a story all about how your life got flipped-turned upside down and I’d like to take a minute just sit right there I’ll tell you how you became a dang ass skeleton fucker.

    It’s been almost three years since monsters have integrated into society. After a frightening experience, you start to run into the same skeleton everywhere you go, and your lonely life soon makes a one-eighty turn. In a world where magic is real and monsters are kind, can you find a way to be part of it? Can you let yourself fall in love again? Can you prove to the world that Take On Me by Aha is the greatest song ever written? Because it definitely, definitely is.

    The Reader uses she/her pronouns and is named--less of a self-insert, more like a story in second-person. I don't generally reply to comments cuz I like an accurate comment count! If you have a specific question, you can ask it on my tumblr @capnhanbers!

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    Underlost Losttale a Brokentale Series. A little girl follows two friendly skeletons into a new world were she ends up getting lost. She falls into the underground right before Frisk/you can fully reset, stopping Chara's rain over the underground. Taking your reset ability, the little girl wonders through her new world. Capturing Flowey on the way, she must face countless monsters who wish nothing more then to kill her for her soul. With your spirt aiding her on her journey.

     

    Also follow Core, Ink, and Error as they traverse different au's in search of the missing little human.

    Chapter 1-43: (Losttale) Bonbon's adventure in the underground
    Chapter 44-? :(Underlost) Jasper's mission to rescue his missing sister.
     

    Not good with summaries...sorry...

     

    IMAGE ADDED!!
    Full with COLOR! whoo!

    vampricdoll.tumbler.com bonbonandjasper.tumbler.com

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    No one expected Angel Dust to return to Hell mere months after his ascension into Heaven.

    But at least he gets to reunite with his old friends at the Happy Hotel, his real home. Including the Radio Demon, with whom he'd left off on a budding friendship, and the embarrassing crush he should've never confessed.

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    An exercise in roleplaying brought to you by Nekokolove (concept) and ornithia (editor)
    CHAPTERS MAY FEATURE EXTRA CONTENT, DENOTED IN THEIR TITLE BY 🖼️ (art) 🎵 (music/sound)

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    You are a cop stuck in a large city that is suddenly half-populated with monsters. This brings you all sorts of trouble as monsters and humans learn to cooperate with each other. You receive push back from all sides; monsters, humans and other cops as you try to find a just solution to problems that arise in your district. Sometimes this leads to violence, but that's ok. You were never one to run from a fight, and being a were-leopard means you are made of sterner stuff than most. But just because you can turn into a big cat, doesn't mean you should. And you are not really keen on letting your new skeletal roommate or his brother find out about your more animalistic side. Even if one of them really loves cats... and the other is practically a cat himself.
    This is a paranormal cop drama meets K-drama romance sitcom. There will be fights, there will be laughs, and there will be friendships built that cross the divide between the different species.

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