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Sexy times with Wangxian by virtual1979
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 Jan 2021
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Just as what the title says.
Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks* -
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Her first day of junior year at the Teyvat Area Public High School, and Lumine can't help but wonder why the girl who spilt her chocolate milk on her brother was catching her eye.
(Or, Lumine and Aether move to public school.)
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Red Oak by Lone_Wolf_Fanfics
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Avengers (Comics), Heartland (TV), Inspired by Heartland, Winter Soldier (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics), Falcon and the Winter Soldier
27 Dec 2020
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Bucky is being sent to Canada to recover from Hydra, it's a stay at an Equestrian center or high-security prison, now whilst he's not necessarily a horse person, he will take the fresh air over bars....with little argument. Whilst there he meets El, a protege, and magician when it comes to horses, and he can't help but fall utterly in love with her. But that doesn't mean he's going to tarnish her existence with his miserable one.
Inspired by Heartland.
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- Part 1 of Red Oak
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Megalomaanisen mittakaavan modernisaatio/fix fic/muuta vastaavaa BraveStarr-piirrossarjasta. Ei vaadi erityisiä tietoja alkuperäisteoksesta mutta on siihen monessa mielessä keskustelevassa suhteessa. Kuvituksen ja musiikin tiedot lukujen lopussa.
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- Suomi
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- 15,409
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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That didn't happen in Hamilton. by SpaceTrashCanFan (Sketchandcomicbookperson)
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)
30 Nov 2020
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Where some heroes and villains got concussions and got asked who the president was during the term of Lex and the evil cheeto. Co-starring Doctor Mid-nite
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- Part 7 of Archers & other DCU-related Shenanigans.
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Little Women? More like Little Man. by loluu
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
30 Nov 2020
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Levi finds himself bored of watching all the other fancy people, including his sister, dance with one another, so he seeks to find a quiet room to sit alone in peace, but ends up bumping, quite literally, into someone better than he expected.
Or; when Levi and Eren prance around on a porch like horses on crack.
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- Part 2 of the possibilities of us (are endless)
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It's spring, and the body has urges that are hard to satisfy alone. It's always good to have a friend willing to lend a helping hand.
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A Horse Of Course by NotTheHotPot
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Mister Ed (TV), the mister ed show
30 Sep 2020
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A talking horse tells an annoyed interviewer his story, these are her notes.
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The Phantomhive Riding School is struggling for business, but Ciel has a plan. But only if he can convince Sebastian, an untamed but extremely fast horse, to let him be his jockey. However, even though Lizzy is also in the race, competition grows tougher as the rest of the jockeys make themselves known.
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Cosmic Love by ssp_amax
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), 镇魂 | Guardian - priest, 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
25 Aug 2020
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Following Zhao Yunlan's revelation about his feelings for Shen Wei, the two spend most of their time together, teaching each other about the world around them, the universe, and their bodies, but problems arise when Shen Wei can't deal with his surge of emotions. (Past!weilan, dramaverse)
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- Part 2 of 镇魂 | Constellations
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Constellations Between Us by ssp_amax
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV), 镇魂 | Guardian - priest, 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
20 Aug 2020
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During a confrontation with Ye Zun, Zhao Yunlan is sucked into the void and lands in ancient Haixing, 10 000 years before his time. Upon arriving, Zhao Yunlan meets the mysterious and alluring soldier Shen Wei, the past version of the professor he knows so well, and Zhao Yunlan can't help himself from wanting to get to know him better. (Dramaverse, past!Weilan)
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- Part 7 of 镇魂 | Guardian Week 2020
- Part 1 of 镇魂 | Constellations
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Dirk gets a porn virus and slowly becomes more and more comfortable with the idea of murder.
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Ren Amamiya has to spend a whole year in Tokyo, but he never expected to develop horsemanship with a group of equestrian enthusiaists.
AKA, the horse riding AU that no one asked for.
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You Could’ve Called First by rox_fanfics
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Captain America (Movies)
04 Jun 2020
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“Peter-,”
“I’m sorry, you probably hate me now, I know that you probably think I’m sick or something and I don’t blame you-”
Bucky’s heart broke a little when he saw a tear slide down the teen’s face, “Stark seriously hasn’t told you?” Bucky asked, letting go of Peter’s shoulder and smiling a little.
Peter cocked his head like a confused puppy, “Hasn’t told me what?”
Bucky smiled as he got up, “FRIDAY, tell Tony I’m borrowing his kid for a while, I’m taking him to meet Stevie,”
This is part of a series. Reading them in order is strongly recommended.
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- Part 4 of James Barnes Has a Life
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In a sort of rage against a certain man acting like a certain Hussie, certain characters will take control of their own happily ever after...with some side effects.
And the new narrator?
Someone unexpected.
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Like a Horse to Water by Everyone_Every_Ever
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Sword & Shield | Pokemon Sword & Shield Versions
27 Apr 2020
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Raihan's rarely been out of the city. His work as an influencer is plenty to keep him busy, and the fast-paced London lifestyle in more than enough for him.
But when his grandfather passes away and leaves his stable to Raihan, he's forced from his comfortable life, and into a world he doesn't understand.
Can a scared racehorse and a stablehand with a history change his mind on the countryside? Or will Hammerlocke stables be forced to close?
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"blueberry milk" would be a terrible title by Elendraug for oncewewerezombies
Fandoms: Homestuck
29 Feb 2020
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DAVE: you ready to get served my dude
EQUIUS: Yes
DAVE: i cant hear you i said are you ready to get served like a dude on butler island
EQUIUS: Yes
DAVE: speak up man are you ready to get SERVED like a chili dog delivered at a sonic by the hedgehog himself
DAVE: im talking motherfucking soap shoes
DAVE: are you READY
EQUIUS: Yes, as we've established
HAL: I think he's ready.Series
- Part 2 of a gift horse in the mouth
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Big Horny's Guide to Finding Love (and Then Some) for the Modern Man by venvephe
Fandoms: Men's Hockey RPF
20 Dec 2019
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ExtraJuicy 🍑🍑💦 Both sporty and spicy. Not a horse girl, but likes to ride. Have a sense of humor and we’ll see where it goes.
“Is that Grindr?” Gabe gasps out, and EJ elbows him deftly in the side as several heads swivel in their direction. Fucking Gabe and his big forehead and bigger mouth. “Erik Robert Johnson, have you learned how to sext?”
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Holiday Specials by RueRambunctious
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
15 Nov 2019
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A continuation of the smutty Mor4 adventures. Plot creeps in now and again.
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- Part 3 of Respecting Sebastian Universe
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Stars Above by Fantastic Beasts and Where 2 Fondle Them (WideTheWaters)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Nov 2019
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The centaur stared. “What sorcery is THIS contraption?...”
Luna smiled, having achieved the desired effect. “It’s called a brassiere, or a bra.” She settled her shoulders back, happy to give him a proper eye full. “Thoughts?”
“This… this is wickedness itself. You’d adorn the perfect with little threadbare fripperies of spider-silk and rainbows? It’s perverse. It’s the most lascivious thing I’ve ever seen. You little … wanton… salacious… obscene… indece-”
“Yes, hmm. You do have a very impressive vocabulary,” she said, finding it in her to smirk and toss her hair.
“Leave. It. On.” He whispered throatily in her ear
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