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    Megatron is old and tired, and if there's anything he doesn't have time for amidst the exhaustion of peace talks, it's the thoroughly baseless rumor that he will ever act as Optimus Prime's High Lord Protector.

    The fake marriage AU nobody asked for.

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    Chapters:
    9/20
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    179
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    26
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    Bilbo Baggins wants to do something special to repay Maglor for helping him with his writing over the years he's spent retired in Rivendell. Unfortunately, the elf in question is a little hesitant to cooperate, once he knows what his little hobbit friend wants to do. Not that his request is unreasonable, not in the slightest, but Maglor has a rather complex relationship with his memories, and isn't quite sure how he feels about having them recorded for posterity.

    Still, if it makes the halfling happy...

     

    A continuation of 'Return to Life', this story is mainly going to be little snippets and vignettes of Maglor's new life in Imladris, mostly out of order and mostly unrelated.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    22/25
    Comments:
    72
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    126
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    In this story Ellie is Joel’s nineteen year old daughter and has a best friend, Y/N. Ellie and Y/N are best friends since they’re kids.

    Y/N is in her senior year at college and want to visit her family in the summer break. She also want to visit Ellie because she will be studying at the same college as Y/N.

    You always had a crush at Ellie’s dad. What will happen if you visit them after your time in college? Would you still have a crush on the older man?

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    English
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    29,894
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1615
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    These kids just don’t understand the proper way of doing things. If he could just find his shuttle, Alastor would teach them the value of a properly-crafted message!

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    2,048
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
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    3
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    156
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    It was in the midst of that frigid winter that Helia learned. That the cold burned...and burned until it left all in its wake a dying husk of what it once was.

    The streets iced, windows frosted over blocking the illusions of warmth behind them, and the cold seeped into everything and every being.

    She wondered what the woodlands looked like during these freezing months?

    Were they blacken wood of decaying trees, chilled winds that howled as the earth suffocated dying underneath the blanketed snow and ice? Or did the snow glisten and glitter as the sunbeams hit just right between the sleeping trees, as snowflakes danced with the winter winds a timeless dance continued all winter long.

    She must be losing her mind for wanting to see it for herself and that maybe, just maybe winter might be more forgiving if she was surrounded by nature instead of the lifeless concrete of civilization.

    Would she learn to live with this frozen ice in her veins? Or when the sun finally comes out, would she to melt away to nothingness no longer able to belong in that warm light?

    All she knew was in that stillness of the silent cold, he was the only one that she could hear. To her surprise he could hear as well.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    294
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    A day in the life of grumpy, domestic, older Steve and Tony

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    English
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    874
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    570
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    Jango Fett and Cad Bane are paired for a job, but stuck waiting for the target to appear. Bored, Fett decides to ask a few questions to make time pass faster…much to the latter’s annoyance.

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    697
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    35
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    Trump loves Biden, but Mr. Krabbs is in the way, what will he do?...

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    English
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    356
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    74
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    Left to die on the sands of Tatooine, Boba Fett expected nothing. No rescue, no aid, nothing. But sometimes fate steps in to rescue the wretched, whoever they might be. And sometimes that fate comes with a soft face, gentle hands, and a kind heart.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    401
    Bookmarks:
    86
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    Дин Винчестер никогда не задумывался о старости. Однако вот они оба тут, все еще в бункере и живы. И даже переплюнули слова из песни «Буду ли я тебе нужен, будешь ли ты меня кормить, когда мне будет шестьдесят четыре?»

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    {What would happen if Levi had decided to save Erwin's life instead?}

    "Did... Did you do it?" Erwin asked, all Levi could do was stare back at him wide-eyed, "did you kill the Beast Titan? Did all those lives that were lost mean something?"
    That question felt like it mattered more than any answer he would find in the basement in that moment. The silence alone was enough to answer his question.
    Erwin awakens the new host of the Colossal Titan after barely scraping by the threat of death, sacrificing the life of Armin for the greater good of Humanity. Now having changed the tide of fate, a new path is formed, and it's not any prettier than the last.

    [⚠WARNING: THIS WILL HAVE SPOILERS FOR SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN SEASON 3 AND 4, INCLUDING THE NO REGRETS OVA ⚠]

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    48,452
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3100
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    “Bold of you to close my bar,” says the Master, glancing over the rim of his glasses. “Am I in trouble, officer?”

    Adachi drags him upstairs, and Survive stays closed the whole weekend.

    Language:
    English
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    561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    180
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    Who says it’s ever too late to fall in love?

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    English
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    4
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    215
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    Salt cookie does not like pirates.

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    English
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    461
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    31
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    Dean can't (won't) go to sleep. Sam suffers through it, even though Dean brings up a few interesting topics.

    (A Cal update is in the end notes.)

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    English
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    2,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    2056, six years after the end of World War III. A planet depopulated and devastated, with the remnants of humanity trying to scrape together what's left of society. Out on a base at the edges of civilization, a man leads a cadre of tactical dolls dedicated to helping save what remained. From criminals to rogue robots, conspiracies to conflict. The humans and androids of Sector 09 stand ready. Whenever they aren't driving each other up the wall.

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    English
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    69,603
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    2148
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    In bringing new Lost Boys back to Neverland, Peter Pan brings something else, too, and Spanish Flu wreaks a deathly effect on Hook's crew.

    In the aftermath, the Jolly Roger comes for the last time to England, and Hook faces the most frightening adventure of his life: retirement.

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    English
    Words:
    14,695
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    Someone has to open (and close) the doors between worlds. And that someone likes to talk. Would you like to listen? Just for a bit?

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    English
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    1,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    47
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    In order to keep the members of the Dark Brotherhood in contact with one another, Speaker Terenus creates a group chat and invites several…distinct individuals to join, although may be in over his head.

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    English
    Words:
    3,657
    Chapters:
    7/25
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    259
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    A collection of one-shots about the various ships and friendships in the Sky Sports studio. Each chapter is a separate one-shot fiction.

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    English
    Words:
    2,234
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    543

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