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    Zhao Yunlan moves around often for his job, because of this he prefers to choose short term leases but this isn't easy to find. When he was moving to Dragon City, his friend recommended him an application that helps you find a cheap apartment with a roommate, lease time is however long you need it to be, perfect for Zhao Yunlan. Only one issue with this application, the communication with the company behind it isn't great, and lots of mistakes tend to get made. What happens when Zhao Yunlan shows up at the doorstep of a professor who had no idea someone was about to move in with him?

    Language:
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    18,166
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    "Uh, do you mind handing me that knife real quick?"

    "You just showed up at our village doorsteps, with torn clothes, covered in your own blood. You think we're giving you weapons?"

    "I meant for cutting this fucking mop off. I've been waiting for the past four years to do that."

    In which a nineteen-year-old finds himself in another world after a major accident.
    With one issue. The ever-looming threat of death.
    And the fact he's transgender, in a universe where "transgender" isn't even a word.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    17
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    32
    Hits:
    509
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    Yugi and Téa create a group chat for their friends…and Kaiba.

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    Chapters:
    25/25
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1206
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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,120,864
    Chapters:
    255/255
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    954
    Kudos:
    1844
    Bookmarks:
    445
    Hits:
    297027
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    You are an elf (not Doris, another one), held captive as a sex slave by the two Miser Brothers, Mr. Snow and Mr. Heat.

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    3,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    390
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    Crack fic

    Makoto makes a group chat. He regrets this decision almost immediately.

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    201
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    107
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    The witch with the hammer returns and the ghosts try to recover both halves of Humphreys body. There be some Shakespeare inspired shenanigans going on. library secrets and Julian causes some mischief.

    i had such a great response I started writing a sequel ! all the love for Humphrey, please read saint-like before this as gives a bit more context!

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    Words:
    3,847
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    387
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    Adrienne is a unique (average) person, with a few close friends, a job she tolerates, and a family she keeps in touch with. She survives, a faint hope for a better life clinging inside of her. She does what she always has done, going to work, gaming the stress away, going to go get a sweet drink from the local coffee shop... when she sees a couple of monsters getting cornered.

    Fueled by the stress on her back and the bitterness of humanity, she jumps in, helping the monsters out of the tough spot. Little did she know that with this one action, the fates pushed her into a line of adventure and HOPE. However, with getting close to monsters, there is always a growing danger. Will it be the humans who hurt her? The monsters? Or her very mind?

    Thank you Tgrmag for being my beta reader! Thank you Tarisha086 for being my Lucky Idea Person! Thank YOU, my dearest readers and commenters, for pushing me forward in life, and giving me the DETERMINATION to continue with my passion! Thank you all!

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    96,836
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    546
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    4672
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    Asset name: обезьяна (obez'yana) (monkey)
    Age: ?
    Skin color: ?
    Hair Type: ?
    Kills: Over 100
    Parents: ?
    Height: Roughly 5'5-5'7

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    English
    Words:
    332
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    19
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    to say that we're in love is dangerous
    but i'm just so glad we're acquainted

    (the hyunlix slow burn you didn't know you needed)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
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    Requests are always open:
    No sexual age play, messing/scat/poop, vomiting, suicide/suicide attempts, double penetration, breathplay, pet play, female-recieving anal sex.

    18+

    Please be patient! I have a long list of requests at any given time and I work on them at a timely pace to the best of my ability 💜

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    88,595
    Chapters:
    91/200
    Comments:
    763
    Kudos:
    406
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    28415
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    remus bothers logan and patton. a mistake happens and remus gets sent to the subconscious

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    314
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    dark horse - noun
    1. a candidate or competitor about whom little is known but who unexpectedly wins or succeeds.

     In the process of discovering Jonny has a huge dick, Patrick realizes more than a few things about himself - and turns their entire relationship upside down.

    Language:
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    67,256
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    316
    Kudos:
    447
    Bookmarks:
    84
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    Even doesn’t really need a bot.

    What he needs is an actor. One who won’t bitch about the concept or the lighting or quit suddenly to follow a hook-up to Barcelona.

    He won’t be cruel or irresponsible. Even just has to make some films again soon before he forgets how or gets too scared to.

    Later on, when the Bot is sitting on the living room couch, one hand, soft and unexpectedly gentle, at his thigh, Even will think, shit.

    It’s more than that.

    He’d been lonely.

    (An Evak Botfic AU)

    Language:
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    Words:
    40,478
    Chapters:
    6/21
    Comments:
    252
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    3044
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    Lexy really likes Dragon Age, and a certain ex-Templar. So when a car accident lands her in Thedas it should be a dream come true, right? Not when everything she does seems to go wrong. No one told her Cullen Rutherford could be so infuriating.

    A guide to what happens when a sarcastic asshole with too much knowledge meets an uptight Commander with a stick up his ass.

    The beginning chapters need to be updated so please forgive them, but everything from chapter 13 and on is new. Thanks!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,287
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    43
    Hits:
    3920
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    Jungwoo always fails when it comes to finding people who he can trust and be close to, as a result of his parents being possessive, he'll face a lot of problems in the future. would he be able to find his true self?

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    English
    Words:
    10,861
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    564
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    Joker escapes Arkham Asylum.
    Batmans on edge because of a dream he had.
    So what happens when the Clown Prince Of Crime tries to steal from the famous
    but also exhausted billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne?
    ------------------
    Will Joker Seduce or Kill the pretty faced man?

    Language:
    English
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    1,240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    186
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    “What- No! It’s impossible for me to be more flustered than you!

    “Yeah?? Wanna bet?!”

    Before Akiyama could even process the question, the cop was slamming his hand on the coffee table, 20,000¥ under his palm.

    Why the hell not?

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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    257
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    Yoongi: this gc is the reason why global warming exists smfh

    Just your everyday group chat with your besties BTS except it's just filled with chaos, flirting, bad jokes and the occasional fun fact.

     

    /// REQUESTS ARE OPEN ///
    ( I don't write ships though)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1081
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    *******Part 4 in the Suddenly Sexting Series!!!!*******

    "What are you doing now that you’re home?"

    "I’m replying to you. I would also like to make a snack."

    "Luna...You do realise you don’t have to ask for permission?"

    "Wanna play?"

    ***

    Luna Lovegood is is a sweet sub little girl to her Daddy Nott. She's just got home safe and sends a text to let him know.

    Are you curious yet? ;)

    Click the link to find out what happens next!

    Sometimes the best conversations are the ones that aren’t said out loud ;)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,418
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    599

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