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    dark horse - noun
    1. a candidate or competitor about whom little is known but who unexpectedly wins or succeeds.

     In the process of discovering Jonny has a huge dick, Patrick realizes more than a few things about himself - and turns their entire relationship upside down.

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    Even doesn’t really need a bot.

    What he needs is an actor. One who won’t bitch about the concept or the lighting or quit suddenly to follow a hook-up to Barcelona.

    He won’t be cruel or irresponsible. Even just has to make some films again soon before he forgets how or gets too scared to.

    Later on, when the Bot is sitting on the living room couch, one hand, soft and unexpectedly gentle, at his thigh, Even will think, shit.

    It’s more than that.

    He’d been lonely.

    (An Evak Botfic AU)

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    Everybody knows that Messi is a big deal in Barcelona locker rooms. Yet, whenever new players join the club, they can't help but notice the unmatched amount of love and admiration Leo gets from everyone around him.

    It's too much even for a legend like him. All his teammates talk to him with unbelievable passion all the time, leaving every newcomer wondering "why?" In this mini series, Lionel's life-long friends and teammates explain why he holds a special place in their hearts.

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    69/?
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    "Look, nobody's saying it," the Inquisitor says, setting down his waterskin with purpose, "but we're all thinking it."

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    Harry has been in purgatory for over 500 years; or at least, that’s where he thinks he is. He gave up trying to figure it out centuries ago.

    With only a strange man with a plastic smile for company, he spends his time watching over his sister's descendants and dwelling on the purpose of his dreams. His only clue is the elusive image in his mind of someone special, someone he's supposed to remember.

    At least, someone he would if he could remember his dreams.

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    9/15
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    13
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    Han Jisung and his best friend pretend to be straight in order to become monarchs. They open a bottle of champagne, announce the engagement over a dinner, and are met with entirely positive reactions. Dahyun is all set to move in, and everything seems to be going exactly as it should be.

    Then Jisung meets Dahyun's servant, Minho, and their meticulous plan immediately bursts into flames.

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    (royalty au set in the early 1900's with relative historical accuracy // title from 'Girl Anachronism - The Dresden Dolls')

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    12
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    When rumours start to spread about a giant living in the outskirts of the city, Phineas decides to see for himself. He soon finds out that those rumours aren't exactly to be trusted.

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    3
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    A ZaintSee history in a world where Magic is real and demons live hiding among humans. Rating and tags might change as the story progresses.

    "Once upon a time, they weren't called demons. Once upon a time, they weren't hiding what they were from humans. They were mages and wizards and sorcerers, and magic flowed through their veins unhindered, their dark red blood infused with ancient power. Once upon a time, humans needed them, not the other way around."

    "The best parties, of course, were the ones that TV stars and music idols had behind closed doors, after the fans were properly pleased and pampered with some flashy, sparkly live performance. Drunk on the joy and adoration of the fans even before the first champagne bottle was opened, the demons quickly became addicted to this form of magic."

    "And boy, did some demons love to party!"

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    it's all in the title
    taking requests

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    Naruto blinks. One minute, he's napping on his couch, his husband cuddled against him as the Nanadaime Hokage cloak acts as a makeshift blanket, the next he's lying on the forest floor just outside of Konoha, Neji still asleep at his side.

     

     

    Basically, Naruto and Neji (who are very much in love and married) time-travel (on accident) into the past and kinda just do dumb stuff. Not canon compliant at all. A lotta dumb shit happens.

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    Remus always liked Sirius. Not like that though. No, no way he would like Sirius like that. He just loved to stare at him and listen to his idiotic jokes. And he absolutely hated when Sirius was going somewhere with his new girlfriend.

    Sirius always thought Remus was the smartest and the best person that he knew. And he was so gay for him. Well, not only for him, but mostly for him. Except that he just couldn't tell him, becasue he couldn't afford everyone else to know who he was as well.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    84
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    Colette Grayson is the next Alpha Queen of the North American-European Werewolf Pack. Does she want to be Alpha Queen, though? Not really.
    In a world full of Old Alpha Males who try and dictate what she does, Cole tries her best to come out on top. She has to find her mate, take the crown, and reign in her anxiety and PTSD. Through in the mix of an Alpha Prince (Kalmin) from another pack wanting her hand in marriage, an cute as hell Omega (Greer), and an Alpha (Zac) that confuses the hell out of her from one of her packs, she's got a lot on her plate. As well as another war to go with the one already under her belt.
    Follow Cole, her twin (Cody), Zac, and all of her friends (Lyssa, Ollie, Lynn, Ellie, Jackle, Kye, & Morty) as she leads them through their worst year yet... Senior year of High School. (Not Ollie though, he the baby of the group being a Junior).

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    13/?
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    Gold runs into his rival after a devastating explosion in Ilex Forest.

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    Heather Black is a 25 year old American training at the Tokyo University of Arts, to be a professor, currently running as a student teacher. She has a large following on social media, but is under an alias to avoid major attention as Heather has a social anxiety disorder and PTSD in crowds.

    She rests in a café on her weekends... but one weekend she goes to a different one. Its not an ordinary café, its a café dedicated to those with their Provisional Hero License!! And everyone's favorite heroes go to afternoon spot for drinks and more.

    Heather Black never talks to anyone there, but one day.. one of the heroes come to her, Mt. Lady. Her world flips around as she gets deeper and deeper into the world of those of heroes and one tall blonde man really has their gaze shifting over to hers. He might have to step his game up cause a firey hero seems to have his gotten his eyes on her first.

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    “I’ve just come from the Manor and — oh, Ginny!” Hermione lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper and stepped closer, her eyes wide. “Draco’s finally shown it to me!”

    Ginny gagged on her toast. She sat bolt upright, her brows at their upper limit. Ginny knew about Malfoy and Hermione’s whole will-they-won’t-they situation of course — everybody did and frankly, it was becoming tiresome — but hand stuff was certainly an escalation. As soon as she stopped choking, she leaned forward eagerly. “He has?”

    *** This is basically a 1.5K dick joke, you have been warned! ***

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    BE NAKED AT MY FATHER'S WEDDING (Cherry Hill) - My father intends to marry the demon known as my step-mother in a mask-free non-socially-distanced ceremony in Central Park next month. I want someone to be naked in the woods and run through the wedding during the vows. I will reward you well and protect you from my family. $$$$ Compensation can be discussed privately.

    Or, Kylo Ren takes the only job he can find online- to ruin the wedding of a mysterious redhead's father.

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    1/1
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    14
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    Hi, my name is Jay, I'm gonna be honest, this is a fanfic about me & my two best friends Mars & Mak. Most of the conversations/jokes in this are actual convos I've had with them, & noimnotwritingthistocopewiththefactthatimightbeinlovewithmybestfriends

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    P

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    Smol!Steve needs a model for an end of semester art project.
    Bucky is more than happy to help out.
    *****

    “So I just gotta show up every day and let you paint me?”

    “Uh, nude.” Steve clarified faintly. “I have to paint you nude.”

    “Uh huh.” Bucky cocked his head and looked Steve over. “You gonna be nude too, honey?”

    The light flush turned into a seriously unhealthy blush taking over every inch of Steve’s skin and Bucky laughed at him and put both hands up. “Alright! Alright, I just thought it would be fair! You get to see my dick, I get to see yours but if you’re gonna be a Patty Prude about it, I guess I’ll just have to deal with being ogled!”

    “Patty Prude?” Steve was still hot to the tip of his ears. “Thanks for that.”

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    Comments:
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    The everyday lives of the 1-A hero course, in between their bouts of heroism.

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    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    879
    Kudos:
    1911
    Bookmarks:
    266
    Hits:
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